Thursday, July 30, 2009

4OWIGIBGI_Party List

Who would need to come to have a really awesome party? These people for starters would need to be: well known, talented, and likable. If I were to plan a really awesome party and could invite anyone I believe these three people would be at the top of my list.

On the top of the list at numero uno would be M.I.A., which requires little explaining. Her music is the best stuff to come around this decade, she wears wild clothing, and I bet she would bring an impressive entourage. The list could end here, but that wouldn’t make it much of a list so I’ll continue.

Peter Francis Geraci, who is he? His commercials have been on the air since I was a little kid, and if you live and watch television in the Chicago land area you know who he is, he’s a bankruptcy lawyer. Now you may ask why invite a bankruptcy lawyer with a monotone voice to a party? The answer is because were all going broke, and it would be nice to be able to discuss what our options are with a lawyer-while drinking a beer.

Finally, I would invite Richard Simmons to loosen everyone up-the mans’ a riot, he couldn’t fail at this. He’s exactly the guy you need to get everyone dancing too, and really enjoying themselves. Not only that, seeing him would restore confidence in the decision not to wear our exercise clothes to the party.


  1. peter francis geraci does not age. he looks exactly the same since I was a kid. In fact I bet he is dead, and has been for years. he probably prerecorded all of his infomercials and releases them year by year, like tupac.

    In fact I can see a tupac and a peter francis geraci conspiracy theory here.


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